Everything you are doing is wrong, you see?
You are damaging your child with formula milk, screen time and chicken nuggets.
It should be organic. It should be holistic. It should be academic.
And the way you eat is unclean. No wonder you’re fat and depressed.
You should be diary-free, gluten-free, sugar-free. It will change your life
The way you think is flawed. Be mindful. Visualise. Meditate.
You must let go of negativity, embrace the power of positive thought.
You must revise your life: read more, run more, do more, buy more.
As if it’s that easy.